Jokes from the web ( Estrogen Issues)

10 ways to know if you have estrogen issues….

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
5. You’re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: ‘How’s my
driving-call 1-800-’.
6. Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from ‘outer space’.
8. You’re not as nice as you used to be and you used to be mean.
9. You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Chelsea Clinton’s Last Date – Jokes from the web

After Chelsea returned home from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.

Chelsea said she had a wonderder full time and thinks she’s in love.

Hillary said, ” you didnt have sex with him, did you?”

Chelsea said, ” Not according to dad.”

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Jokes of the day

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband.

She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said, ‘Your heart would be just below your left breast’.

Later that night…….. Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.